Tongue-In-Cheek: When Dweebs Reproduce

This is pretty good: Tongue-In-Cheek: When Dweebs Reproduce

Watch out for that Elephant

So apparently in Oklahoma, their circuses are a lot less...intense (i'm sorry about that). Here, when there's a circus, it's held in a coloseum in the middle of the city and there's a lot of people. I guess they do things a little different in Oklahoma. A couple of days ago an elephant escaped from a circus and made it's way across fields and found itself in the middle of an old farm road. You can guess what happened. The elephant wasn't hurt too badly, but it kinda makes you wonder who they let watch the animals. Those guys must have graduated from clown college or something. Wait...yeah. How does a huge 10 ton animal just get up and leave? Do they not keep them in cages anymore? Can you Imagine what the crash scene was like?

Mary: "Oh dear, we hit something! What was it?"

Fred: "I'm not sure, let me get out and see?"

*Opens Door and gets out*

Fred: "It looks like a big...dog? With horns!"

Anyway, let this be a lesson for all you dropouts who ran away with the circus. Keep an eye on the animals!

China: The World Leader In Civil Rights

Man, I don't know why no one has thought of this before! The ever progressive China has now officially banned physical punishment for internet "addicts" after one kid was beaten to death at an internet boot camp.

You know, I read these articles on how China is dealing with it's people, and I've come to a conclusion: We need to be more like the Chinese! They are so good with their citizens, it's almost hard to believe. Here in America, we have things like minimum wage, and trial by jury, but over there! My heart jumps at the chance to travel abroad and be so lucky as to go to that grand country!