China: The World Leader In Civil Rights

Man, I don't know why no one has thought of this before! The ever progressive China has now officially banned physical punishment for internet "addicts" after one kid was beaten to death at an internet boot camp.

You know, I read these articles on how China is dealing with it's people, and I've come to a conclusion: We need to be more like the Chinese! They are so good with their citizens, it's almost hard to believe. Here in America, we have things like minimum wage, and trial by jury, but over there! My heart jumps at the chance to travel abroad and be so lucky as to go to that grand country!