Nice meat you got there...

These kinds of world records have never sat well with me. Make a giant food, get your name in a book. Wow. That's difficult. Forget the guy who came up with that two handed guitar chord(i don't know how that's possible, either. I guess that's why he holds the record...), this guy just got a lot of meat and...cooked it! Simply amazing. I don't know what's more disturbing, the fact that these guys get their kicks from making balls of meat, or the fact that said ball of meat looks like Mel Gibson's liver.

USA Today on retarded meatball...